Cryptozoology

Podcast 28: Trump is Andy Kaufman, Giant Octopus Attacks NYC, Exorcists Needed!, Pumpkin Pie Truth

IS DONALD TRUMP REALLY JUST ANDY KAUFMAN IN DISGUISE? AN INVESTIGATION

Is Donald Trump just a variation of Kaufman’s Tony Clifton persona? There’s a big part of both John and me that wants to believe it’s true. He has to be having us on, right? This is all a joke, right? A clever ruse designed to hold a mirror to our society so we can see just how far we’ve fallen, how coarse our national dialogue has become, how sorely in need of reform is our education system. Right?


Podcast 26: Apocalypse Not!, Stolen Ghost, Quantum Teleportation, Rapture Origins

BIZARRE MESSAGE PLAYS ON “HACKED” RADIO STATION: “TRUMP WILL GO 26TH”

This guy recorded a message repeating over and over and over (and over) on his car radio: “Trump will go 26th…” What does it mean? Was the station hacked? Is it a message from beyond? From the future? From the illuminati A/V club?

Pretty freaky stuff. But then, it is New Jersey.


Podcast 24: Nessie, Apocalypse Next Week, Hillary Body Double, Fish from the Sky

Where will you be September 23, 2016? More important, where will you be on the 24th? Or WILL you be? Like, at all?

I spent way too much time this week going down the rabbit hole with the nameless proprietor of WhereWillYouBe.org, a surprisingly articulate manifesto warning of impending apocalypse and pleading with the reader to make ready for the Rapture. Which is probably going to happen next week.